Golf is supposed to be a mental game, right? With my upcoming high-dollar showdown Saturday at Grand National against columnist Jennifer Foster, I figure it's time to use a little mental warfare. After all, she's been trying to mess with my mind too, making comments about upstanding LPGA star Natalie Gulbis' attire.
Jenn, don't mess with Natalie. Her outfits are perfectly within the etiquette of golf.
I figured it's time to lay down a little smack myself. More than likely, smack talk will simply motivate Jenn to pummel me into oblivion. Or perhaps an over-motivated Foster will pull her shots to the left or hit beyond the greens.
Instead of words, I decided to make a little goofy video message for Jenn, who is due for an 18-hole lesson in the fine art of putting.
Saturday. 9:10 a.m. Grand National Links Course. Dime-a-hole. Bring your checkbook, Jenn. Hope your game is up to par, or better yet, double-bogey.
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