WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY…....

By Jennifer J. Foster

.... is “Joe the Plumber” on “Larry King Live?“

CNN, this horse has been dead for TWO WEEKS! Stop beating the corpse, already!!!

Oh, the agony of another interview with Joe the Plumber!

He’s high on my list of things I won’t miss after tomorrow.

ELECTION DAY!!!

By Jennifer J. Foster

FINALLY!!! It’s HERE!!!

If you’re up and you’re reading this blog, check out CNN for coverage of the first voting being done in DIXVILLE NOTCH, N.H.

Dixville Notchians (wow, that sounds really cool) pride themselves on being “First in the Nation!“ when it comes to voting. When the national media comes to town for the primary and the general election, the town’s population explodes by about 1000 percent.

BREAKING NEWS! The vote from Dixville Notch is in. And of course, CNN is going to announce the winner ... more than six and a half hours before the polls on the East Coast even open!

And the winner is ... Barack Obama, who wins 15 votes to John McCain’s six votes.

Yikes! I wonder how the McCain people will explain that trouncing. I’m guessing they’ll say something about it not being indicative, not a bellwether, etc. But according to some pundits, if the battleground states turn in Obama’s favor, McCain could be staring down a 2-to-1 deficit in electoral votes by the wee hours of Wednesday morning.

But, polls are just polls—the votes are what matter! The next 18 hours are why we actually hold the elections.

OK, folks ... get out there and do your civic duty. Let me know how things are going out there and what sorts of lines you’re seeing at your polls. Anecdotes welcome!

Happy Election Day, everyone!