World’s worst holiday gift

By Jennifer J. Foster

Published: October 27, 2009

Folks, we’ve discussed here on a (sadly) regular basis the sort of guy Levi Johnston is.

In case you missed it, I’ll catch you up: He’s an egomaniac. He’s a world-class jerk. And he has no respect for the mother of his little son.

We heard a couple of weeks ago that he was planning to appear in Playgirl.

... Which reminds me: I forgot to mention that he’s a shameless publicity hound.

Well, the Huffington Post breathlessly reported yesterday that Johnston is preparing for “full frontal nudity” for the shoot.

Oh, thank you, HuffPo, for that groundbreaking news. And to think that you have trouble convincing people you are a serious media outlet. I just don’t get it!!!

SIDEBAR: Note to self: Add “disgusting” to the list of Levi Johnston descriptors. END SIDEBAR

Oh, there’s more.

A representative for the magazine told the New York Post that the shoot will happen in mid-November “in order to get the pictures out for the holidays.“

Are you serious?

There is no competition this year for the world’s worst holiday gift. It’s Levi Johnston and his full frontal nudity, pants—er, hands down.

Talk about your horrible gift ideas.

“We’re working out the actual details day-by-day, and have come to a very happy conclusion, which we feel readers will be enthralled by,“ the rep added.

Really? Because you know what would enthrall me? If someone would remind this kid that his 15 minutes of fame were up—oh, about A WHOLE YEAR AGO. He’s very, very late getting out of the public eye for good, and we would appreciate it if he would skedaddle on out into the sunset and, you know, stop being a moron.