Quite the charmer

By Joe McAdory

Meet Levi Johnston. He’s an 18-year-old from Alaska who is the apparent father of Bristol Palin’s unborn child. The vice presidential candidate’s daughter is five months pregnant.

Before it was made private, Johnston’s MySpace page gave the world a little insight into the mind of a man (or child?) who could feasibly be the son-in-law of our next vice president, depending on the results of the election.

According to the Miami Herald, here’s what his MySpace page said about himself: ‘I’m a (expletive) redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some (expletive) and just (expletive) chillin’ I guess. Ya (expletive) with me I’ll kick (expletive).“

Charming.

God bless America.