Another Top 10

By Joe McAdory

Published: September 26, 2009

Keeping with the David Letterman theme ... here are my Top 10 reasons for Auburn’s first-quarter lethargy tonight.

10. It’s raining.

9. Opponent is Ball State.

8. Coming off of big win over West Virginia.

7. Next week’s opponent is Tennessee.

6. It’s still raining.

5. Fans are dead. No electricity in this stadium tonight. Used it up last week?

4. Would like a Saturday off. Burned out?

3. Ball State’s better than advertised. Scratch that, Ball State lost to North Texas.

2. Tiger Walk was soggy.

1. Even Nova, the golden eagle, flew circled the field for only, like, five seconds in the pregame ritual. She wasn’t pumped either.