Don’t do this

By Joe McAdory

Published: May 9, 2008

Caught in a horrific rainstorm Thursday night in Auburn, I drove several miles to my abode in the Salem woods without the help of wipers. You see, wipers in my old Pontiac function only when my left turn signal is on.

You ask, “Well, why didn’t you turn the blinkers on?

I didn’t want to drive around with the blinker on and not turn. Then I’d look like an idiot.

Instead, I peered through the glass the best I could and tried not to hit any other vehicles or telephone poles on the way home. I took the picture above while driving. Is that against the law? That was my view. Pretty stupid, huh? I’ll try not to do that again and I don’t recommend it.