I need sushi

By Joe McAdory

Published: September 30, 2008

When someone doesn’t get air, they turn blue. When a smoker doesn’t have a cigarette, I suppose they have some sort of nicotine fit. When a person addicted to caffeine doesn’t have any, they get a headache.

And I haven’t had sushi in a long time and I’m having withdrawals. So bad it hurts.

Buckethead sushi is the best. There’s nothing like that around here.