Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

By Joe McAdory

Published: June 24, 2008

Ran across a few humorous points to ponder the other day and thought I’d share them with you:

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And the hokey joke of the week: What do you call a cow that’s sleeping?

A bull-dozer.

Told you it was hokey.