‘I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose!‘

If only Wally World were still open. Or ever existed. We’d probably be on our way right now.

That’s right, after scrapping together as much news as we possibly could for the past couple slow months on the Auburn beat, we’re finally getting the heck out of Dodge and going on a little vacay.

And just like Clark Griswold, we believe that getting there is half the fun. So we’re taking our own version of the Antarctic blue Super Sports Wagon with C.B. and optional rally fun pack and hitting up a number of destinations.

There are plenty of “theres” on this three-week, furlough-infused extravaganza. We’ll be going there, there, there, there, flying out to there, then back to there, before we rekindle some memories there and make our way back here.

We’ll be back just in time for SEC Media Days, which is the official kickoff to a five-or-so-month stretch where we don’t plan on taking a day off. Until then, keep up with this guy, this guy and even this guy for all your Auburn news.

We’ll be too busy trying to get by when we have to trade in our sports wagon for the Wagon Queen Family Truckster.